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lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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Text 2 Sep 155,566 notes Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

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captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

backpat:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

image

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punkasslouis:

how do you explain to people that you don’t hate them but like the thought of spending extended periods of time with them kind of makes you want to set yourself ablaze

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assgod:

recent studies show i hate everything

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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beet-bowl:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

OH MY

Text 2 Sep 140,827 notes

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

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officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

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i cant even cringe what the fuck is this

meatbicyclevevo:

i cant even cringe what the fuck is this

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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captainlinetti:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 


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