do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in
"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"
no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
I’ve been saying Ar-Kansas ever since I was little and no one ever told me the actual pronounciation. Welcome to the world of English
remember that time sam was kidnapped by a ghost and forced to have a birthday party with himAnd then gay love pierced through the veil of death and saved the day.
is this show even real
i think about this a lot
they are all named “Amanda”
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD