Text 30 Jul 74,128 notes

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

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Photo 30 Jul 71,521 notes

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Text 30 Jul 94,989 notes

scaredpotter:

"i don’t have time to start reading that book" [opens 200k fic]

Video 30 Jul 225,588 notes

thefarfire:

moffat-rocks:

Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.

Oh

(Source: ptrparker)

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Photo 30 Jul 6,165 notes amiagoodperson:

inversion

amiagoodperson:

inversion

Text 30 Jul 891,620 notes

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

Text 26 Jul 59,444 notes

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Text 26 Jul 149,469 notes

makochantachibanana:

we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’ve been saying Ar-Kansas ever since I was little and no one ever told me the actual pronounciation. Welcome to the world of English

Video 26 Jul 67,958 notes

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

doctorsherlocklokison:

remember that time sam was kidnapped by a ghost and forced to have a birthday party with him

And then gay love pierced through the veil of death and saved the day.

is this show even real

(Source: tinysteve)

Video 26 Jul 113,098 notes

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Photo 26 Jul 105,337 notes kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

kogrnaw:

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

they are all named “Amanda”

(Source: flaggedandremoved)

Text 25 Jul 78,803 notes

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

Video 25 Jul 1,075 notes
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justonemoment:

dannycarter:

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND

i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: basnad)

Photo 25 Jul 25,003 notes weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 

weaponizedwit:

Chris is having a Chris crisis. A Chrisis. 


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